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Post by rika2 on Jun 8, 2008 0:16:45 GMT -5
God jokes
Me- when god gives you lemons swirt them in your little brothers eye Friend- when god gives you lemons throw them in the road and watch them get run over Sis- when god gives you lemons give it back and ask for chocolate Me- the only reason god created the speed limit is so he could be faster than everyone else Sis- when god said let their be light Grarded way told him to say please Friend- god watches you where ever you go so he is like your staker in the sky Me- god wants you to stop going to church he is tired of sneezing
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Post by Cloud on Jun 8, 2008 0:26:55 GMT -5
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Post by rika2 on Jun 8, 2008 0:43:47 GMT -5
what it was a very random convo
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Post by Cloud on Jun 8, 2008 1:01:56 GMT -5
Nooo kidding.
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Post by sheik on Jun 9, 2008 14:06:17 GMT -5
wow... i just had a 30 min conversation about puppies with my biology teacher during a test who usually is f**kING strict but today he was just laughing at retarded things and kept trying to talk to me..... I really think he was high.... lol but hey i took the opportunity, it was HILARIOUS!! the people who hadn't finished their tests yet were just all staring at us, mouths open in shock of our probably high tyrant!
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Post by Cloud on Jun 9, 2008 14:12:30 GMT -5
wow... i just had a 30 min conversation about puppies with my biology teacher during a test who usually is f**kING strict but today he was just laughing at retarded things and kept trying to talk to me..... I really think he was high.... lol but hey i took the opportunity, it was HILARIOUS!! the people who hadn't finished their tests yet were just all staring at us, mouths open in shock of our probably high tyrant!
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Post by My Cursed Syndrome on Jun 10, 2008 0:11:50 GMT -5
lol.
Today in Bio we had to scrape skin cells from our cheeks and check them out under the light microscope (I got methelyne blue all over my arms and made tattoos with it!): Sam: Holy F*ck! What is that? Levi: *takes a look* is that a hair? Sam: But it's from my cheek! Ado: What the f*ck have you been doing Sam? Sam: *looks sheepish* Me: Oh my God he's been giving oral! *we all go "eeeewwwww"*
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Post by Cloud on Jun 10, 2008 16:22:34 GMT -5
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Post by zeldamaster on Jun 18, 2008 9:26:41 GMT -5
Me and jay (game and watch from the awesome club) had a discussion about how awesome chuck norris is
Jay: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris Me: Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light...not because afraid of the dark...because the darks afraid of Chuck Norris Jay: Chunk Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding Me: Global Warming doesn't exist...Chuck Norris was a little cool so he turned up the SUN!!
...it went on back and forward for like 5 mins...lol
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Post by rika2 on Jun 18, 2008 9:34:52 GMT -5
Yearbooks
Amanda: CHris sign my YearBook Chris: *Bites page of year book* amanda: did he just bite my year book Me: yep chris: *puts year book in middle of table* Grace: I'll take that *grabs yearbook* Amanda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Give it back Grace: no i'm going to have the DK sigh it and jeff *Walks over to the DK* Amanda: Oh god *puts head on table* me: your life is over now right amanda: yep
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Post by Cloud on Jun 18, 2008 12:55:20 GMT -5
Me and jay (game and watch from the awesome club) had a discussion about how awesome chuck norris is Jay: Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris Me: Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light...not because afraid of the dark...because the darks afraid of Chuck Norris Jay: Chunk Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding Me: Global Warming doesn't exist...Chuck Norris was a little cool so he turned up the SUN!! ...it went on back and forward for like 5 mins...lol
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Post by My Cursed Syndrome on Jul 1, 2009 1:51:52 GMT -5
Oh my God I remember making this post XD I've got a few to add. Okay maybe more than a few. I can't believe we're trusted with taking over the world when the smart people die. I've been writing them down;
*English quotes early this year*
"Othello makes me want to party". "You need to write that on the off topic list". "What's that?" "SEX!" About Othello; "Who likes the idea of beaming him through outer space?" "Abdul ... whaaatt?" About John Nash in the movie A Beautiful Mind; "Aw he's so cute! He's cute crazy!" Teacher showing us a picture on his laptop; "That's my great-grandfather, and that's my grandfather and this is 1881!" "Which one is you?" "Hey! I'm not in a good mood today, so if you insist on placing me in the 19th century I won't be happy!" Pronouncing Farquard; "Faarrr-kwwwarrrddd". "F*ckwad!" Explaining love to me; "And that's love in a nutshell". "Oh, I'm so stupid. I thought you had sex in a bed!" During the lunchtime class; "You'll all stay in at lunchtime!" "What will I get you to do?" Hopeful tone; "Go home?" "Can you ... uhm ... p*ss off?" "Sophie, this is your conscience speaking, turn off the music!" "My wife was 19 when I married her". "Woah! Cradle snatcher!" "Princess Di (die) soooo jinxed herself" - about Princess Diana. "That's being racist to dogs!" "Irony is something you say, but don't mean". "Like Mr. Hurley is funny!" "The trees groped at my arms. Oh I like that". Zoe to me; "What did he say?" Me; "He says he likes groping trees!" "Up with this I will not put!" "If anyone doesn't know what a quote is they should go home". "ALRIGHTY!" "You can report back anyway you want to". "Can we sing it?" "No".
*Bio*
Talking about NOS and Crash Bandicoot; "Do they make you go faster if you hit them?" "No ... you blow up" followed by sound effects. "NEMOTODES!" "OH MY GOD! A potato has the same amount of chromosomes as a gorilla! We could mate them together!" "What shape is DNA?" "SQUIGGLY!" On National Hug a Ginga Day; "There's someone at the door". "Is it a ginga?!" "Which one looks like a blobble?" "Do we still get the same amount of marks if we call it a screw up?" We have a dyslexic teacher; "Did she spell "sequence" wrong? A nucleotide squeakance!" "Yeah pollen is the sperm of the flower. So if you get hayfever you're allergic to sperm". "What does crossing over mean?" (referring to DNA replication). "It's what happens when you die". "Vicky? If you were a cat, what variation in coat colour would you have?"
*Events*
"Do they lapdance in Lappland?" Someone snorts; "Did you just fart through your nose?!" "He just farted through his nose!" "We banned US nuclear ships from our waters. But maybe one day Primeminister John Key will let them back in again". "If he does I'll assassinate him". "What else could possibly cause the end of the world?" "The release of High School Musical Five". "What's Heaven like?" "I don't know, I've never been dead before". "FISHIES! Blob blob blob blob blob" accompanied by octopus motions. "The Twas is a pygmy tribe. Does anyone know what a pygmy is?" "MR ALLEN!" (short teacher).
*Chemistry*
"The hungry enzymes of washing powders ... those little pac man things". Said repeatedly in an Indian accent; "BONDING! BONDING!" "Maybe it's from your lesbian stalker!" "Great". "I'm in Bangalore". "You banged a WHAT?!" "Oh my God! Who has a Viagra pen? Look! He's smiling at his erection problems!" "Joe? What's Chromium Joe?" "Manganese is 25". During a storm; "Let's take Sam outside with a long metal pole". "What is the heat of formation for oxygen? Why is it zero?" "Because nobody likes it". Imitating a car; "VAAAHRM! VAAAHRM! VAAAHRM! EEEEEEE!" "SAM SETTLE DOWN!" "I like tortures". "Yes, there's something magical about the screaming". "It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside".
*Creative Lit*
"Your plane drawing looks like a penguin!" "I got to play with Kev's drumsticks this morning". "Hokey pokey pie". "Uhm mister, are we doing that thing today?" "What thing?" "That thing where ... OH MY GOD YOU GOT NEW SHOES!" Pen squeaks on board, noises of complaint; "Oh sorry, don't you like that?" Does it again. To student with an iPod; "Get that out of your ear, you're only contributing to the build-up of earwax! That's how Beethoven went deaf". "From listening to an iPod?!" "Why are you wearing those shoes today?" "Because I like people to know I have more than one pair". "It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I don't trust you". "Non-Fiction is named after Noel Osbourne Norman Fiction. He had four wives and thirty-seven children". "Hope they were spread out over all the wives". "Yes; 34-1-1-1".
*Tourism*
"Hey Mel! Have you ever smoked astro-turf?" Our teacher is pregnant; "I've only been pregnant three times. It's not like I have 12 kids". Riley misheard; "YOU HAVE 12 KIDS?!" "Yeah the other six are at home, don't you worry about that Riley". "Wow. Do you, like, keep them in cages?" "Haha yeah, under the floorboards. They eat the food that drops through the cracks!" "Mood swings? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE MOOD SWINGS?!" starts laughing. "What the Hell are we all doing now? I look up and it's Pacman, Pacman, Pacman!" "When you go to Fiji don't touch their heads. Oh d*mn, now that I've told you you're all going to go there and try it aren't you?" "Restricted is spelt R-E-S-T-R-I-C-T-E-D. Prohibited is spelt Pro-hib-it-ed". "Alot of people will be vishishiled. Don't ask me to repeat that because I have NO idea what I just said". "Please hand in your printed off virgins ... I mean versions". "I have Terrorism next ... I mean Tourism!"
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Post by Cloud on Jul 1, 2009 9:36:03 GMT -5
The Chemistry talk is the funniest to me. LMFAO!!!
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Post by My Cursed Syndrome on Jul 2, 2009 0:41:29 GMT -5
Yeah haha. We're pretty wierd. More English ones from today, my last ever English class at my school;
"What's in here? OOOHHH!! SAUSAGE ROLLS!" Mr. Hurley. "Beautiful doesn't have an 'i' in it!" Daniel. "We are gathered here today ..." Mr. Hurley. "Oh God!" Justus. "Centaine, don't use the rooster joke!" Mr. Hurley. "In Germany we call them C*CKS!" Centaine. "You say your English isn't that great" Mr. Hurley to Centaine. "No, she said her English was CR*P!" Zoe. "You're soooo intelligent" Shannon. "Who said that with such biting sarcasm?" Mr. Hurley. "Seductive was a naughty word, who came up with that?" Mr. Hurley. "It wasn't me!" Himisha. "Sexual! Sexual! Sexual!" Shannon.
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Post by Cloud on Jul 2, 2009 16:02:20 GMT -5
LOL. Sexual, Sexual, Sexual.
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