Post by zero on Jul 14, 2008 15:42:37 GMT -5
when u play MGS 3 and get locked in the Groznyj grad prison save the game then quit and load the game again and u play an awesome minigame where u fight weird zombie things with swords and u see the most blood and gore in the game and when u wake up u call sigint and get this message:
Sigint:Snake you ok
Snake:yeah i had a terrible dream
Sigint:no kidding what happened
Snake:i dont even wanna think about it i was being attacked by monsters that looked human and i"m...not even sure if i was really me
Sigint:at least it was just a dream it's all over when u wake up
Snake:true
Sigint when u think about it the fact that you can imagine a situation worse than the one you're in now means life can't be all that bad
Snake: i sure hope so
Sigint:well let me tell u about the absolute worst most sickening nightmare i ever had this one isn't for the kids
Sigint:so theres this big pile of crap right? it's shaped like a giant tank and its walking around on two legs goin on a rampage and stompin on people and houses and stuff and this iant turd is carrying the nastiest missles you ever saw like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles whatever it hits-people,trees,buildings-turns into s*** my hometown,my old school,my family.my girlfriend,old man john... everything in that turds path turned into s***
Snake:thats pretty sick man
Sigint:good thing it was just a dream huh?
Snake:yes thats a good thing
Sigint:you feeling better now
Snake:yeah
Sigint:good then let's get down to business you see people are just sacks of s*** and they're full of holes fill em up with water and it's gotta come out from somewhere..ok maybe that was a bad example what im trying to say is no matter what the situation theres always a way out don't throw in the towel yet clear your mind think it through assess the situation you'll find a way to escape got it dont let my nightmares come true
Snake:right
it took me 10 minutes to stop laughing when i heard this
Sigint:Snake you ok
Snake:yeah i had a terrible dream
Sigint:no kidding what happened
Snake:i dont even wanna think about it i was being attacked by monsters that looked human and i"m...not even sure if i was really me
Sigint:at least it was just a dream it's all over when u wake up
Snake:true
Sigint when u think about it the fact that you can imagine a situation worse than the one you're in now means life can't be all that bad
Snake: i sure hope so
Sigint:well let me tell u about the absolute worst most sickening nightmare i ever had this one isn't for the kids
Sigint:so theres this big pile of crap right? it's shaped like a giant tank and its walking around on two legs goin on a rampage and stompin on people and houses and stuff and this iant turd is carrying the nastiest missles you ever saw like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles whatever it hits-people,trees,buildings-turns into s*** my hometown,my old school,my family.my girlfriend,old man john... everything in that turds path turned into s***
Snake:thats pretty sick man
Sigint:good thing it was just a dream huh?
Snake:yes thats a good thing
Sigint:you feeling better now
Snake:yeah
Sigint:good then let's get down to business you see people are just sacks of s*** and they're full of holes fill em up with water and it's gotta come out from somewhere..ok maybe that was a bad example what im trying to say is no matter what the situation theres always a way out don't throw in the towel yet clear your mind think it through assess the situation you'll find a way to escape got it dont let my nightmares come true
Snake:right
it took me 10 minutes to stop laughing when i heard this