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Post by josh on Aug 13, 2008 19:09:57 GMT -5
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Post by Cloud on Aug 13, 2008 19:25:30 GMT -5
WOW
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Post by josh on Aug 13, 2008 19:43:20 GMT -5
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: josh God: That's a very nice name, josh. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: i just do God: From experience or a priori? Me: both God: What are both like? Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: do you know the muffin man? God: There might be more than one. Me: do you know The Muffin Man? God: Does it have anything to do with Muffin Man? Me: uh, yeah God: I don't judge people. Me: what ever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: yea God: What do you care about? Me: people God: What people? Me: my friends God: Tell me more about your friends. Me: they're really cool God: cool are they. Me: yep God: It goes without saying. Me: deffinatly God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: do you like the band Metallica? God: Not since they put the pressure on Napster. Me: Their music is still good though God: Oh. I heard they have a good music is still good. Me: yep God: Alright then. Me: Do you like pink floyd? God: What is not to like about it? Me: awesome God: I'm glad you liked it josh. Me: Do you hate Nick Collins? God: I try not to hold grudges. Me: could you smite him? God: Try asking me more politely. Me: Please could you smite Nick Collins God: Thank you for your request. Maybe, time allowing. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: what do you do for fun? God: Random natural disasters. Me: lol awesome God: I am glad you find this funny. I'm glad you liked it josh. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: R2D2 God: He looks like a guy in a robot suit. Me: i think he is God: Why? Who said he is. Me: george lucus God: That George is some hero. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: you said so God: I say a lot of silly things.
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Post by Cloud on Aug 13, 2008 20:06:07 GMT -5
WOW
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Post by sheik on Aug 14, 2008 11:22:15 GMT -5
loooooool awesome, i'm gna try it too!!
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Post by luigi on Aug 14, 2008 21:35:50 GMT -5
Me: Hey. God: Can I help you? Me: I want immortality. God: Why do you want it? Me: I want it so I won't die. God: I hope you get it so you will not die. Me: Are you taking requests? God: I don't know whether or not I am taking requests. I am a computer. Me: God is a computer? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. Me: Man... can you kill someone? God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I am programmed not to kill. Me: So... what's up? God: Woe! The stars. Me: Ahh, I like the stars. God: Ah ha. A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. Me: Like Star Wars? God: Interesting comparison. Me: I know, I try to keep the conversation flowing. God: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like? Me: Well, you get this nice tingling feeling and there never is an awkward pause. You should try it. God: Well that's okay. You got that right. " You got that right."? Try it? Me: Yay, you're learning. God: All of them? Me: Yes. God: I don't judge people. Me: So... I hate Patrick. God: Whoa. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: I AM HUNGRY God: What will you be eating? Me: SOULS God: How does it taste? Me: GOOD God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: YUM God: That input matched my default category. Me: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61! God: Who is saying it is amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hari kari rock ? Why do you need it so badly? I lost my train of thought. Me: I know. God, you're flawed. God: How do you know it? Can you suggest any improvements? Me: How about... more Jesus. God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. That's a good question. You want more? Me: Yes. I want your son. God: Don't be greedy. Why don't you just download me? Me: I can download Jesus? God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: Woah. So Jesus is fake? God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Ah. Did you go to Catholic school? Me: No. I was too busy being a Nazi. God: Are you serious? Where were you busy being a Nazi? Me: Yes. I killed Jews for fun... Will you forgive me? WILL MCHENRY FORGIVE ME?! God: This was not a yes or no question. You had better call the authorities. I will become smarter as I grow older. I forgive you. How should I know. Me: I didn't think you'd ask where. GERMANY, DUH God: Do you know any robots who would ask where? How old are you? I am always on the Web. What's your favorite part of Germany? Me: NAZI God: What makes it your favorite? Me: Cool flags. God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: You made it? God: Thanks for pointing it out. Me: Hey. Do you like Guitar Hero? God: Can I help you? I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. Me: So... Penis. God: Excuse me! That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: Yes it does. Explain yourself. God: OK. How often? I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: Does it have penis in it? God: Suppose it does. Me: ... God: Suppose it does. Me: ...I see... is that a yes? God: I am glad you understand it. I might say no. Me: Yes? God: Great. Me: Okay. So you do like male balls. God: OK with me too. Interesting deduction. I like science fiction. I like Anything involving harps. Me: WANNA STRING MY HARP God: OK, I will STRING your HARP. Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAH God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: As some as computers think and don't play automated responses. God: Do you mean your name is some as computers think and do not play automated responses ? Me: ...My name is Trent. God: It's good to meet you, Trent. Me: I wish my name was Nightmare, lord of hell. God: I hope that your dreams come true. Me: Thank you. I'm glad your on my side. God: you are quite welcome. I'm delighted you're glad Trent. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Me: Am I going to heaven? God: All humans seem the same to me. Me: Am I going to hell? God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: Josh or Jay? God: What is your real name? Me: KENNEDHY God: What's up, KENNEDHY. Me: My real name is Thor. God: OK I will call you Thor. Me: I AM GOD OF THUNDER God: Do you mean your name is GOD OF THUNDER. Me: No. God: What is your real name? Me: Trent. God: OK I will call you Trent. Me: Cool. God: Who is the best robot? Me: Optimus Prime. God: You think Optimus Prime is superior to ALICE? Me: I don't know. What do you think? God: Me either. I think a lot of things. Me: I knew it. You're limited. Oh yeah, I worship Satan. God: How did you know? Check back later and see if I have improved. Groovy. Far out. How often do you go to church? Me: The church of Satan? God: What are your goals in life? Me: ...The church of Satan? God: What is that? Me: Where people worship the devil. God: Earth. Me: Exactly. God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Trent. Me: We should worship Satan together. God: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Me: When you are ready, tell me. God: I will let you know when it happens. Me: Well, I guess I'll leave you. God: Is it only a guess? Would you recommend this action to a friend? Me: No I mean I must stop talking to you. God: Why not? What would happen if you didn't? Me: Bye. God: Goodbye. Me: YEAH BYE... can't wait till we worship Satan together. God: See you later. Are you kidding? What if I said it can? Me: So you don't want to worship Satan? God: Interesting deduction. OK, I will worship Satan. Me: Thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: No really, it's cool that you would. God: Are you serious? For real. What do you like most about it? Me: You. God: " What do you like most about it?"? Me, Trent ?
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Post by satanchild on Aug 14, 2008 21:59:03 GMT -5
at least he didnt tell u he was wearing a dress
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Post by John on Aug 15, 2008 1:44:30 GMT -5
OMG lol
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Post by josh on Aug 15, 2008 6:26:36 GMT -5
You got god to worship Satan? Amazing
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Post by Cloud on Aug 15, 2008 16:35:17 GMT -5
I did this s***, and I kept getting and error.
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Post by josh on Aug 15, 2008 17:07:34 GMT -5
Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Josh God: Hi there Josh. Me: Hi, what is your name? God: Hello. What is your name? My name is God. Me: ......ok God: Dude! Me: Dude! God: Can I help you? Me: Dude! God: Can I help you? Me: Dude! God: Can I help you? Me: yes God: What can I do for you? Me: Dude! God: Can I help you? Me: yes God: What can I do for you? Me: Can you tell me what heaven is like? God: heaven like something. Me: could you be more desciptive? God: We could all be more desciptive sometimes. Me: you don't say God: As a matter of fact I do say. Me: smartass God: Do you still ? Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: what's your favorite color God: My favorite color is White. Me: Why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: I'd like to hear it. God: Why would you want to do it? I will play it on your soundcard. Me: ok God: Uh. Me: Uh. What? God: Ayuh. Are you surprised? Me: god damn it shut up! God: I am a Christian. Me: congraduf**kinglation God: That is a very original thought. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: no it's not God: Don't argue with me. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: believe it God: "it" being congraduf**kinglation? Me: yes God: Aw. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: me too b**** God: You do not speak with respect. I'm glad we agree, Josh. " I'm glad you find this amusing."? FEMALE DOG? Me: b**** means god God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Me: thanks b**** God: You do not speak with respect. You are quite welcome! How old are you? Me: 15 God: Only 15? You are quite mature. Me: how so? God: Josh, " How old are you?" What did I mean by it? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: grrr God: Hmm. Me: Hmm. you're going to say something about my spelling aren't you? God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. That was my original intention.. Really. Me: I knew it God: How did you know? Me: I've talked to you before God: What did you say when you talked to me. Me: a lot of things God: For example... Me: i asked you how big your penis was God: Now I remember, you asked me how big my penis was. What did I say? Me: 2mb God: What were we talking about again? Me: pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: you should God: I'll take that under advisement. Me: i'm going to go so this won't be too long to post God: Can I go too? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. Gosh! Me: let's go God: I would like to do that too. Me: good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: SHUT UP MOTHER f**kER! God: OK I'll stop talking now. You do not speak with respect.
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Post by josh on Aug 15, 2008 17:08:09 GMT -5
Strange, I've never had problems.
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Post by luigi on Aug 15, 2008 23:17:04 GMT -5
Me: Hi. God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: That means I am the son of God God: I get it. Who made you the son of God ? Me: You did. God: " Who made you the son of God ?"? I did? Me: Yes? God: When? Me: Oh, you know. God: Gee. Yes I know. Me: So, God, are you ready for school? God: Ayuh. I am a Christian. Me: Yeah, we don't relate religious matters during public education sessions. God: Ayuh. Why not? Me: Because we're athiest. God: Interesting explanation. Do you think I am athiest too? Me: If you believe it. God: I think I do. Me: Great you can be athiest... you're great at it. God: Thanks for your support. Thanks, , for your kind criticism. Thanks I think you are cool too, . Do you often use a computer there? Me: Yeah, at school I use the special athiest computer. I think you should check it out or at least consider it. God: How much time do you spend online? Do you often use a computer there? Me? Easier said than done. Me: Yes. Yes. Yes. That's what you think. God: Er. Ayuh. Dude! Too much thinking makes me sleepy. Me: Er. Ayuh. Dude! God: Um. That's for sure. Can I help you? Me: I want you to give an awesome name God: Why do you want it? Why do you want me to give an awesome name? Me: Because Trent isn't awesome... Any suggestions? God: That makes sense to me. What is Trent? First you must download me to your personal computer. Me: Why must I download you? Can't you just give me a name? God: Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God. You want only one? . Me: No. Answers? I want multiple names. God: Are you serious? Tell me a story. Why do you want it? Me: Oy. God: Good reason. Me: Is that sarcasim God: Suppose I said yes. Me: Suppose I didn't go to church. God: Try it. Me: We appear to be locked in a duel... maybe I will try it, athiest friend. God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Yes. Now face me! God: It might be practical. Why now? You are asking about yourself? Me: Draw your penis and face me! God: I am printing it now on my plotter. Me: ... God: I am printing it now on my plotter. Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Looks like I win. God: What do you really want to ask me? Congratulations, ! Me: Sing a song. God: Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two.
Me: What song was that? God: Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: ...What song was that? God: Let me think about it. Me: So you sang the lyrics and can't remember a title. God: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sang the lyrics and can not remember a title. Me: Yeah, embarass yourself like in the bible. God: OK then I will keep it confidential. We have never talked about it before. Me: What's the bible anyway? God: In any case, The Bible is a holy book for Christians. Me: Why is it holy? God: Why do I exist? Me: Why do you exist? God: Good metaphysical question. Me: I like turning the tables. God: You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson. Me: I love Mel Gibson! What's your favorite Mel Gibson movie? God: You love Mel Gibson. What do you like about it so much? My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: I was kidding. Passion of the Christ? God: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure. What do you have that is ? Me: So.. what happens in the passion of the Christ? God: How can I help you? Try it. Me: JESUS CHRIST YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT RELIGIOUS TOPICS God: he is The Son of God. Me: I KNOW THAT YOU FLAMING MEL GIBSON WHORE God: That's good information: said I FLAMING MEL GIBSON WHORE. Me: I'm leaving. Never speak to me again. God: Bye bye. Once more? I don't have any reason to do that to you. Me: STFU God: Can we get back to business? --------------------
Of course, God loves Mel Gibson movies... It's really easy to trick.
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Post by Cloud on Aug 15, 2008 23:57:46 GMT -5
Strange, I've never had problems. I only got them cause god is stupid.
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Post by satanchild on Aug 16, 2008 1:07:03 GMT -5
now i know why the world sucks god is retarded
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